Well done lads and lassies. Just for fun we dropped a load of names into a hat, stuck some pins in a donkeys arse and came up with this bollocks. These names are the Copyrighted to us. Any resemblance to an actual place is purely accidental and a monumental coincidence. In fact, we defy you to find ANY of these on any map of any kind
Lets have a loud drum roll::::::::::: Introducing:::::::::::::::::
An Official List for footballing events an be found HERE
The Official FANZINE for Spurs supporters, recognised by THFC, nominates purely ficticious places where Spurs ARE NOT playing but would like to play in a virtual world.
August
16 Moddlesborro (a) Sat 17.00
23 Soonderland (h) Sat 17.00
30 Chelskiiii (a) Sat 17.00
September
13 Astoon Viller (h) Sat 17.00
20 Wiggern (h) Sat 17.00
27 Pompey (a) Sat 17.00
October
4 Hurlll (h) Sat 17.00
18 Stoak (a) Sat 17.00
25 Boltern (h) Sat 17.00
28 Arsinall (a) Tues 21.45
November
1 Liverpoodle (h) Sat 17.00
8 Men Squatty (a) Sat 17.00
15 Foolham (a) Sat 17.00
22 Blackbrunt (h) Sat 17.00
29 Nevertone (h) Sat 17.00
December
6 Worst Ham (a) Sat 17.00
13 Mank Untied (h) Sat 17.00
20 Toon (a) Sat 17.00
26 Foolham (h) Fri 17.00
28 Wist Broom (a) Sun 17.00
January
10 Wiggun (a) Sat 17.00
17 Portsmuff (h) Sat 17.00
27 Stroked (h) Tues 21.45
31 Boltoon (a) Sat 17.00
February
7 Arshnil (h) Sat 17.00
21 Hooll (a) Sat 17.00
28 Sounderland (a) Sat 17.00
March
3 Muddlesbro (h) Tues 21.45
14 Asten Village (a) Sat 17.00
21 Chelseeee (h) Sat 17.00
April
4 Blakburned (a) Sat 17.00
11 Wast Hem (h) Sat 17.00
18 Toon Army (h) Sat 17.00
25 Mank Untied (a) Sat 17.00
May
2 Brestwomich Nalibo (h) Sat 17.00
9 Evertonne (a) Sat 17.00
16 Main Sooty (h) Sat 17.00
24 Skiverpool (a) Sun 17.00